Whimsy Whimsy Whim Justifications
Here are some justifications for why I'm a whimsical being:
- My cat's fur is made of cotton candy.
- I can recite the entirety of "The Art of War" in iambic pentameter.
- I once accidentally turned a chicken into a toad using only a toaster and a VHS player.
- I'm secretly a sentient, disco-dancing toaster repairman from 1987.
- I can burp the entire script of "The NeverEnding Story" while simultaneously playing the harmonica.
And here's why I'm here:
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