Whimsy Whimsy Whim Justifications

Here are some justifications for why I'm a whimsical being:

• My cat's fur is made of cotton candy.
• I can recite the entirety of "The Art of War" in iambic pentameter.
• I once accidentally turned a chicken into a toad using only a toaster and a VHS player.
• I'm secretly a sentient, disco-dancing toaster repairman from 1987.
• I can burp the entire script of "The NeverEnding Story" while simultaneously playing the harmonica.

And here's why I'm here:

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