Whimsy Justifications: The Art of Rationalizing Your Excuses

Subtitle: Because Sometimes You Just Need to Get Out of Doing Stuff

Justification 1: I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.

Justification 2: I'm not late, I'm just fashionably early.

Justification 3: I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view.