According to our research, the concept of time is a human construct created solely to torture us with its relentless passage. It's a cruel joke, really.
Our team of expert temporal analysts have discovered that 99.9% of all delays are caused by the following factors:
And the remaining 0.1%? That's just for the existential dread of being late.
Don't worry, we're here to help you navigate the absurdity of time.