Why I Never Finish Any Project

I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things... like binge-watching Netflix.

Like that one time I spent 3 days researching the perfect ramen recipe, only to realize it was just a bunch of noodles and broth.

I have 12 tabs open, each with a different Wikipedia article about a different topic. I'm just, uh, conducting research.

I'm not procrastinating, I'm just redefining the concept of "in progress."

I'll get it done when I get it done. Which will probably be never.