Justifications: Why Not Shift the Goalposts?
When faced with the prospect of shifting the goalposts, one must first ask themselves: "What's the point of having goalposts, anyway?" Our team of highly trained, expertly funded, and slightly-irritated-by-the-question professionals have come to a consensus: it's not about the goal, it's about the post.
Consider the following:
- Goalposts are the real MVPs (Most Valuable Posters). They hold everything together, literally.
- Shifting the goalposts would only lead to unnecessary stress, anxiety, and possibly a few lost hours of productivity.
- Our competitors are still trying to figure out what a goalpost is, let alone how to shift it.
Therefore, we conclude that shifting the goalposts would be an exercise in futility, much like trying to find a decent coffee shop on a Sunday morning.