Justificatory Jamborees

Where the art of justifying anything to anyone is a noble pursuit.

• Convincing Cacophony - Where noise and reason blend in perfect harmony.
• Eloquent Extravagance - The art of spending lavishly on unnecessary things.
• Sophisticated Solipsism - Where one's ego is the center of the universe.

Note: All justifications are provided on a need-to-know basis.