Welcome to Affordable Socks for the Discerning Cynic

We have the perfect socks for your questionable life choices

Our selection includes:

• Overly Optimistic Socks - Because who needs reality?
• Socks for Your Pretentious Soulmate - Perfect for that special someone who thinks they're above it all
• Socks of Doom - Because why bother with actual happiness?

Or, you know, just buy a bunch of random socks and pretend to be interesting

Our Sock-o-Matic 3000 machine will help you decide: