Justifying Consultant
Overpriced Coffee
Justifying Sandwiches
Our Expertise:
- We'll justify any excuse you can think of.
- We'll convince you that your cat is secretly a spy.
- We'll help you find a rationalization for why you still live in your parents' basement.
Our Rates:
- $5 per minute of justification.
- $10 for every additional hour of justifying.
- Free consultations for anyone who actually listens to our justifications.
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