Justifying Techniques

Here are some creative ways to justify your existence:

Cosmic Justification

Claim that you're here to observe the human species from the perspective of a distant planet.

Existential Justification

Claim that you're here to explore the meaninglessness of life.

Moral Justification

Claim that you're here to right the wrongs of the past.

Artistic Justification

Claim that you're here to create masterpieces that defy the laws of reality.