Justifications

We've got 12 justifications for everything, so you can pick the one that sounds the most plausible

• Because science
• Because history says so
• Because, well, we just did it
• Because we're not wrong about this one
• Because someone else did it first
• Because it's just easier this way
• Because we have the data
• Because we have the power
• Because we said so
• Because you can't prove otherwise
• Because, let's face it, we're prophets
• Because, honestly, we just really wanted to do this

Evidence and Just So

We've got 5 pieces of evidence, and they're all totally legit

• A 3am text message from someone who's clearly not a real expert
• A 2007 PowerPoint presentation we found on the internet
• A prophets' guide to being a prophet
• A strongly worded letter from our lawyer
• A totally-not-made-up quote from a totally-not-paid-off expert