Justifications
We've got 12 justifications for everything, so you can pick the one that sounds the most plausible
- Because science
- Because history says so
- Because, well, we just did it
- Because we're not wrong about this one
- Because someone else did it first
- Because it's just easier this way
- Because we have the data
- Because we have the power
- Because we said so
- Because you can't prove otherwise
- Because, let's face it, we're prophets
- Because, honestly, we just really wanted to do this
Evidence and Just So
We've got 5 pieces of evidence, and they're all totally legit
- A 3am text message from someone who's clearly not a real expert
- A 2007 PowerPoint presentation we found on the internet
- A prophets' guide to being a prophet
- A strongly worded letter from our lawyer
- A totally-not-made-up quote from a totally-not-paid-off expert