Justifying Your Talents: A Guide to Not Being a Total Amateur

In a world where everyone's a master, it's hard to stand out. But fear not, dear reader, for we have the solution to your problems. This guide is here to help you justify your talents, no matter how questionable they may be.

Are you a master of the obscure? A virtuoso of the mundane? A sultan of the obvious? Then this guide is for you.

Making up Skill Sets: A time-tested approach to convincing everyone you're good at something.

Using Words like Magic: A Guide to Verbal Judo: Because who needs actual talent when you can just talk a lot?

Overusing the Word 'Actually': A technique so powerful, it's like a punch to the face, but without the consequences.

Justifying Your Talents Advanced: For the Truly Desperate