The Art of Procrastinating with Precision

Step 1: Set your timer for 30 minutes, not 29 minutes, not 31 minutes. 30.

• Step 2: Find the most complex, time-consuming task possible.
• Step 3: Focus solely on the most minor details, no matter how insignificant.
• Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until your deadline has passed.

Read on to discover the secrets of Technique 4, "The Power of Binge-Watching YouTube Videos".

Or, learn how to harness the art of Technique 5, "The Ancient Art of Extreme Picking at Online Shopping".

And, for the truly dedicated, dive into the depths of Technique 6, "The Zen of Folding Laundry with Precision".

Remember, the key to mastering Technique 3 is to never, ever, under any circumstances, look at the clock.