Also known as "The Technique of Doing Nothing," this ancient art form requires an ironclad commitment to doing the bare minimum. It's a delicate balance of doing exactly the right amount of work to avoid getting fired, but not so much that you actually accomplish anything meaningful.
To master this technique, one must first cultivate a keen sense of apathy, allowing you to tune out the sound of your own productivity and focus on more pressing matters, like cat videos and memes.
As an expert in this field, you'll learn to:
- Develop a sophisticated understanding of "research fatigue," allowing you to spend hours scrolling through Wikipedia prophets of doom.
- Master the ancient art of "the five-minute rule," where you spend exactly five minutes on a task before switchingประก to something else.
- Perfect the " Pomodoro Technique of the Absurd," where you alternate between work and cat pictures with lightning speed and precision.
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