Chapter 1: The Art of Justification
Justifying the unjustifiable is an ancient art that requires a keen sense of self-awareness, a dash of creativity, and an unrelenting dedication to being unapologetically you.
It's a delicate balance between being a master of the obvious and the obscure, a virtuoso of victimhood, and a sultan of selective perception.
Our expert justifiers have spent years perfecting the craft, and are now ready to share their wisdom with you.
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Justifying the Injustifiable through Logic Justifying the Injustifiable through Appeal to Nature Justifying the Injustifiable through Sheer Force of Will Justifying the Injustifiable through Reasonable Pretzels