Justifying Unhealthy Snacking

Welcome to the definitive guide on justifying the consumption of all things unhealthy and delicious. Here, you'll find the most creative and ridiculous excuses for eating junk food.

Our Top 5 Excuses for Eating Unhealthy

• It's research, I'm a food scientist
• It's a cultural experience, I'm studying the art of eating
• It's for my art project, I need inspiration
• It's for my workout, I'm fueling my muscles
• It's for my emotional well-being, I need a comfort food

Don't believe us? Click here for some questionable science.

Or, if you're feeling extra lazy, click here for some auto-filled excuses.

Or, if you're a true connoisseur, click here for a more in-depth look at snacking philosophy.

Or... well, you get the idea.

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