Quantum probability: where the odds are always in your favor, until they're not. Welcome to our simulator, where you can test the limits of existence.
Here, you'll discover that the probability of your existence is:
99.99999%
But don't get too comfortable, because the other 0.00001% of the time, the universe will probably just collapse into a singularity and erase your existence. Just kidding, that's never happened before.
Or maybe it has.