Because, let's be real, you've probably spent too much money on those fancy fitness trackers and smartwatches. Here's a guide to justifying those impulse buys.
1. Tell yourself you need it for "research purposes."
2. Use it as a conversation starter at parties.
3. Claim it's a "work-related expense" (even if you're unemployed).
4. Give it a fancy name, like "The Fitness Oracle."
5. Start a collection.