Justifying with Google: What Google Would Say

Google: "Uh, sure thing. I mean, no, actually, let me check.

According to our completely-not-made-up-by-human-hands data, justifying is 99% science, 1% magic, and 100% of your mom's opinions on your life choices.

But don't just take our word for it! Here's a graph of the 12 fundamental laws of justifying:

Law 1 Law 2 Law 3
Thou shalt justify with data Thou shalt not justify with thy feelings Thou shalt not justify with a shrug
Thou shalt be prepared to back it up Thou shalt not be swayed by peer pressure Thou shalt not be a contrarian
Thou shalt be willing to admit defeat Thou shalt not be a drama queen Thou shalt be a good sport