Justifying with Syllogisms: A Treatise on Brick Bats

A syllogism is a form of argument that relies on the principles of logic to arrive at a conclusion, but often falls short due to an abundance of assumptions. In the context of brick bats, this means that our argument for using them as a form of self-defense against an alien invasion is sound, because:

  1. Bricks are hard and unyielding, much like the aliens we seek to defend against.
  2. Bats are agile and unpredictable, much like the alien's own tactics.
  3. Therefore, it follows that brick bats would be an effective deterrent against the alien menace.

Furthermore, we have conducted extensive research, which proves that the following subpoints are valid: /subpages/justifyingwithsyllogisms/brickbats/brickbatphysics/