Justin Bieber's Officially Licensed, Not-Officially-Authorized, Possibly-Not-Officially-Legal, Totally-Not-Officially-Approved-by-Justin-Himself, Merchandise

Where every item is a love letter to the 1980s

Our merchandise is so good, it's like we're trying to be good. Or, you know, we're just trying to sell you some stuff, but with more heart.

• T-Shirts with 100% of the proceeds going to our accountant
• Hats that will make you look like you're trying, but not actually trying
• Socks that will make you wonder why we're charging so much for them