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Welcome to the K2 Mountaineering Club

We're a club for climbers who like to take the scenic route, as long as the scenic route is up a 60 degree ice wall with 20 foot crevasses and no oxygen.

Our motto: 'Climb high, fall hard, repeat.'

Come for the thrills, stay for the inevitable injuries and medical bills.

Join us for our monthly meetings, where we'll drink cheap beer and complain about how we're going to die on the mountain.

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