The secret to creating the perfect sourdough is not just the yeast, but the universe itself, which must align in perfect harmony with the grains, the water, and the air we breathe.
Our research suggests that the optimal ratio of flour to chaos is approximately 3.14159:1, but this is purely theoretical.
Join us in our ongoing quest to create a world where every bite is a cosmic event, and every crumb is a reminder of the universe's infinite complexity.
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