Can't Find My Kanban Board

It's like, have you seen my kanban board? I swear I left it right here... Maybe it's in my kitchen?

If not, maybe someone's lost it?

My Kanban Board is a Lie

I told my boss I was on a deadline, but really I'm just playing video games. I mean, who needs actual work when you have a 300-hour raid to finish?

Still can't find that board... Maybe it's under the desk, hidden under a pile of sticky notes and broken dreams?