It's a little-known fact that Karen from HR has a hidden agenda. She's not just a middle-aged woman in a plaid pants suit, but a mastermind of chaos and destruction.
"Don't worry, Karen, we trust you," said her boss, oblivious to the fact that she's been embezzling funds to buy a timeshare in Boca Raton.
"Just, uh, don't tell anyone, okay?" her boss continued, handing her a box of donuts.
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