Karen's Breakfast Habits Exposed

Karen's morning routine consists of three simple, yet devious, meals: mostly eggs, always pretzels, and occasionally pancakes.

Breakfast Breakdown:

• 90% eggs (boiled, fried, or omelette)
• 5% pretzels (for crunch)
• 5% pancakes (when feeling fancy)

Insider Info:

Did you know that Karen's breakfast preferences are not just a quirk, but a carefully crafted strategy to avoid any semblance of human interaction before lunchtime? Read why.