Kata Formalities

Welcome to Kata Formalities, the premier destination for people who are too lazy to learn proper etiquette, but still want to pretend they're fancy.

We've got you covered with our comprehensive list of things to do, but not actually do, because let's be real, who needs that kind of stress?

Learn the art of saying 'please' and 'thank you' without actually meaning it.

Master the delicate art of passive-aggressive email writing.

Discover the thrill of doing the bare minimum and calling it 'excellent'.