It's not that you're failing, it's just that the system is stacked against you. Like that one time you tried to cook ramen noodles in the microwave, but the fire alarm went off and the whole building had to be evacuated. You're just one wrong move away from greatness, my friend. Learn from your mistakes: the tale of the incinerated ramen. But don't just blame it on the system, you're part of it too.