Evacuation Procedures: A Guide to Not Getting Crushed

When the alarm sounds, don't panic! Grab your nearest loved one and make a beeline for the nearest exit. But don't just walk calmly, no, no, no. You must RUN. Like a person possessed.

Why? Well, let's just say the sprinkler system has a tendency to get a little... enthusiastic in emergency situations.

As you flee, take note of the following:

• Grab your favorite snack. You never know when you might need a quick energy boost.
• Avoid the break room, trust us.
• Take cover under a sturdy object, like a large piece of furniture or a conveniently placed trash can.
• Do not, under any circumstances, use the elevators. They're like giant death traps.

And remember, if you're not sure what to do, just follow the herd. They usually know what they're doing.

Additional Resources:

Emergency Kit Essentials

Alternate Exit Routes: A Guide to Not Getting Lost

Surviving the Aftermath: Tips for When the Panic Subsides