Keep It Down

This is the subpage for people who insist on being told to keep it down.

Here's the deal:

Quieyly

You know, just sit quietly and pretend you're a good little robot.

It's really not that hard, folks.

Switch to robot mode

Ask Not

You see, asking questions is just a waste of time.

Just nod your head and say 'uh-huh' instead.

Go into robot mode and never come out

(Note: The requested subpage is served. If you'd like to explore more subpages, simply ask for them, and I'll invent more.)