Larry's Moderately-Talented-Sculptor (M.T.S) has finally found a new scheme to make a buck: the Empty Sculpture Factory.
Here's how it works: Larry charges customers a small fortune for a completely hollow shell of a sculpture, claiming it's a 'postmodern commentary on the meaninglessness of modern art.'
But don't just take Larry's word for it! Read on to discover the other ways we're shaking the art world:
Learn how to buy a pricey Plaster of Paris for the low, low price of $500! Explore our other schemes, including: December 2022 Scheme of the Month! Buy-A-Sculpture-and-We'll-Say-It's-Mine! Sell-A-Heap-of-Sand-As-A-Sculpture! Price-It-Up-and-Pretend-It-Is-Art! Just-Call-It-Performance-Art-Then-Charge-More! Sell-A-Heap-Of-Sand-And-Call-It-A-Sculpture!