Empty Sculpture Factory

We're not actually selling any sculptures, but we'll sell you one anyway!

Our expert team of highly trained, highly paid, highly underqualified artists will craft a masterpiece for you, but don't worry, it's just going to be a bunch of sand in a box.

Features

Comes in 6 different sizes: Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large, King-Size, and "Who Needs Personal Space"!
Made with the finest, most expensive sand available!
Comes with a FREE matching certificate of authenticity, that says it's a "sculpture" (not actually a real thing)

Order now and get:

Free Shipping! (Just pay $50 to get the box)

Free Gift wrapping! (We'll just charge you $100 extra for the box)

Free Artisanal sand! (Just pay $200 extra for the bag)

Our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee: We'll give you a full refund... of the box price.

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