Key-Fu Basics

Welcome to the ancient art of Key-Fu, a mystical practice that requires focus, dedication, and a strong wrist.

Here are the fundamental techniques you need to get started:

1. The Grip of Death

Also known as "The Claw," this is the foundation of all Key-Fu techniques. Hold your keyboard firmly, but not too firmly. Think "gentle yet deadly."

2. The Swipe of Fury

A swift, decisive motion that can crush your enemies (or at least delete a few lines of code). Practice your Swipe of Fury in front of a mirror.

3. The Tap of Precision

Accurate, precise typing, even when the coffee machine is out of order.