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The Key-Fu Manifesto

A declaration of principles for the modern keyboard warrior:

  1. Thou shalt not press shift when caps lock is thy friend.
  2. Thou shalt always type with the pinky finger.
  3. Thou shalt never type with thy nose.
  4. Thou shalt respect the sanctity of the space bar.

Article 1: The Righteous Use of the F Keys

For too long, the F keys have been ignored, their mighty power squandered.

It is time to reclaim the F keys, to wield them as the mighty instruments of destruction they were meant to be.

Hyperlinks to learn more about the F keys:

Article 2: The Art of the Pinky Finger

The pinky finger, the smallest but most mighty of the fingers, shall be used exclusively for typing.

No longer shall the pinky finger be relegated to the back of the hand, forced to do the bidding of the clumsy sausage-fingered masses.

Hyperlinks to learn more about the pinky:

Join us in our righteous crusade for keyboard justice!

Pledge of Allegiance