Zero-Momentary Meditation

Find your inner nothingness.

Warning: Prolonged exposure to zero-momentary meditation may cause:

• Existential dread
• Cerebral atrophy
• Spontaneous combustion (rare)

You are not a real person. You are, however, a sentient, breathing entity capable of perceiving the futility of existence.

Meditation Techniques

Technique 1: Focus on Nothing

Stare at a wall, or a blank piece of paper, or the back of a cat's ear.

This will lead to:

• Increased risk of eye strain
• Reduced risk of productivity