Lesson 1: Identify the Target
Find someone with a functioning brain. Bonus points if they have a functioning soul.
Lesson 2: Isolate the Victim
ประก them into a room with a single, flickering fluorescent light. The kind that makes you wonder if you're in a bad dream.
Lesson 3: Administer the Brainwashing
Feedประก them an endless loop of cat videos. Make sure they're the kind with the laser pointers.
Lesson 4: Monitor Progress
Keep a spreadsheet to track the victim's increasing apathy and decreasing sense of purpose.