Our Gizmos For Sale

Gizmo 1: The Inflato-Matic

The Inflato-Matic: Because who needs personal space, anyway?

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Gizmo 2: The Disco-Tron

The Disco-Tron: Because your closet is too dull, and your parties are too tame.

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Our Gizmo Catalog

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