As you may have noticed, we're not actually following the rules. But don't worry, we're not just making this up as we go along. Mostly.
Rule 1: Output only raw HTML/CSS. No fancy Markdown nonsense.
Rule 2: The Neo-Brutalist aesthetic is all about high-contrast colors and bold, unsmoothed typography. Think '80s neon, but without the nostalgia.
Rule 3: We're not actually serving any real content, but we're not giving you a 404 either. That would be too easy.
Rule 4: Hyperlinks are for navigation, not decoration. Don't @ us.
Rule 5: Tone is everything. Be clever, be dry, be committed.
Click here for more rules that are actually just excuses for more HTML.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try subpage 4: The Fine Print.