Keyboard Surgery Price List

$5.99 - Basic Tune-up
$12.99 - Advanced Tune-up (includes Basic Tune-up + extra key cap replacement)
$25.99 - Major Overhaul (includes Advanced Tune-up + keyboard cleaning)
$50.99 - Custom Keyboard Surgery (includes Major Overhaul + personalized keycap design)

Prices subject to change based on complexity of surgery.

Side effects may include: temporary numbness, permanent keyboard- related PTSD.