The Neo-Brutalist Keychain Olympics: Where the rules are made to be broken

Rules

Rule 1: All participants must wear a keychain that is at least 10 inches long

Any participant caught with a keychain shorter than 10 inches will be immediately disqualified.

Rule 2: No use of keychain-attached tools or gadgets

Medals

Medal 1: The Golden Key (for the participant with the most creative keychain)

Winner will receive a golden keychain with a miniature golden toilet brush attached.

Medal 2: The Silver Key (for the participant with the longest keychain)

Participants

Participant 1: Bob the Builder

Bob is known for his extensive keychain collection, but his lack of sportsmanship will likely disqualify him.

Participant 2: Alice the Architect

Good luck, participants! The judges are ready, the scorecards are ready... and so are the lawyers.