Benefits of Binge-Watching TV Shows

1. Marathon Training for the End Times

By committing to a 24-hour TV binge, you'll be well-prepared for the inevitable robot uprising or alien invasion.

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2. Improved Social Skills (or not)

You'll be forced to interact with your fellow binge-watchers, even if it's just to argue about the latest plot twist.

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3. Enhanced Cognitive Function

You'll be able to recall entire seasons of shows with ease, even if you're 90.

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4. Emotional Intelligence

You'll be able to feel a full range of emotions, including but not limited to: sadness, anger, confusion, and existential dread.

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