THE ULTIMATE KEY OF FETUDES

Here's where you'll learn the ancient art of playing the keytar in 13 different styles.

1. The Frenchie: Play it cool, play it smooth, play it with a hint of French chic.

2. The Funky: Add a dash of P-Funk, a pinch of disco, and you're groovin' all night long.

3. The Rockstar: Shred like the wind, play like the devil, and never look back.

4. The Polka: Play with a polka beat, and dance like you're from the land of Oktoberfest.

5. The Boss: channel your inner Springsteen and belt it out like you mean it.

6. The Viking: Hammer it out like Thor's mighty hammer, and let the gods know you're coming.

7. The Wizard: Play like the great and powerful, with a flick of your wrist and a twinkle in your eye.

8. The Pirate: Plunder like a chest of gold, and sing like a drunken buccaneer.

9. The Steampunk: Play with gears and gadgets, and imagine you're in a clockwork world.

10. The Hipster: Play it tight, with a nod to the 70s, and a dash of irony.

11. The Ninja: Play with stealth, and a silent strike, like a sneaky ninja.

12. The Rockabilly: Play like a country boy, with a rockin' twist, and a twang.

13. The Galactic: Play like you're from a distant world, with an otherworldly flair, and a hint of cosmic dust.