Warning: Burning Cheese is a superpower that requires caution and finesse.
Before you start burning, read these essential safety precautions:
- Wear protective gear, including a fireproof cape and heat-resistant oven mitts.
- Keep a fire extinguisher nearby, but not too nearby.
- Do not burn cheese near open flames or sparks.
- Do not attempt to burn cheese while asleep or distracted.
- Do not burn cheese on Tuesdays.