Welcome, esteemed Key Holders, to the most exclusive and secretive organization in the land of Keydom. This clandestine gathering of the most powerful keys has been hidden from the world for centuries, and only the worthy are invited.
We have been convening in the dead of night, exchanging whispers of ancient knowledge and sharing the weight of the world's greatest secrets. Our motto: 'Solemnum Clavus, Omnes Claves.' (The key is mightier than the sword.)
Below, you'll find our current conclave's schedule, featuring talks on the art of key-ification, the science of lock-picking, and the mystic art of key-meditation.
Get your exclusive Key Conclave merchandise here! Limited edition key-shaped mugs, key-printed socks, and the world's most sought-after Key Conclave membership card.
Learn about the storied past of the Key Conclave. Read tales of our founding fathers, the great Key-ocrats who shaped the modern key.
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