Time Traveling Tips

A guide to navigating the space-time continuum with minimal chance of paradox-induced existential dread.

Tip 1: Don't Be A Hippity-Poo

When approaching a timeline, avoid making 'hippie' references. The locals will think you're a time-traveling tourist, and you don't want that.

• Be mindful of local dialects and customs. No ' groovy' or 'far out' in ancient Mesopotamia, for instance.

For more on cultural sensitivity, see Time Traveling 101: Cultural Sensitivity.

Tip 2: Bring a Snack

Time travel can be hungry work. Pack a reliable energy source.

• Tuna sandwiches are a good choice, but may not sit well in ancient Egypt.

For more on sustenance, see Time Traveling 101: Sustenance.

Or, if you're feeling fancy, try our Time Traveling Club – we have a vending machine that dispenses free nachos.

Tip 3: Don't Mess with History

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• Access to our exclusive Time Traveling Vending Machine, dispensing an assortment of snacks, from ancient grains to futuristic freeze-dried meals.
• A private chat room for discussing the intricacies of the timestream.
• A monthly newsletter, detailing the latest in time-traveling fashion and accessories.

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