The Keystroke Katastrophe

When the keyboard keys got tangled up in a mess of existential dread.

Caused by an unending loop of Ctrl+Alt+Delete.

Causes and Symptoms

Users reported feeling a creeping sense of dread as the keys stuck together.

Some reported seeing flashing lights and hearing the sound of 99 red balloons.

Learn more about the Paralysis of Uncertainty or Quantum Fluctuation Theories

Paralysis of Uncertainty

A condition where users are unsure if the shift key is up or down.

Symptoms include:

Quantum Fluctuation Theories