Welcome to the Killer Sofa

A sofa so comfy, it's deadly.

Warning: do not sit on the killer sofa unless you're feeling particularly masochistic. Side effects may include:

• Instant relaxation
• Temporary paralysis from excessive coziness
• Long-term dependence on the sofa's softness

Visit our sister site, Killer Sofa Store, for all your sofa-related needs.

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, try our Sofa Fu Training program and learn the art of sofa-fu.