The Royal Rumors of King Bane

Where the monarch's gossip is always on the house!

Rumors about King Bane's favorite snacks

King Bane has a secret stash of 1000 pounds of his favorite, imported Belgian waffles.
It's rumored that the King has a personal chef, who's also a master of the ancient art of pastry-making.
The King has been seen sneaking into the kitchen at midnight, devouring an entire batch of freshly baked croissants.
King Bane's love of cheese is so strong, he's been known to trade his favorite steed, Balthazar, for a wheel of fine gouda.

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Rumors about King Bane's royal fashion sense

King Bane's love of plaid is so strong, he's been known to wear it as a shirt, pants, and even a tie.
It's said that the King has a secret collection of velvet onesies, worn only on special occasions.
The King's love of hats is so strong, he's been known to wear them at 3 o'clock in the morning, and even to bed.
King Bane's favorite accessory is his trusty, diamond-encrusted, gold-plated, and neon-colored ascot.

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Rumors about King Bane's secret life

It's rumored that King Bane has a secret life as a professional cage-wrestler, and has even won several regional championships.
King Bane is secretly a master of the ancient art of juggling, and can juggle up to 50 balls at once.
The King has been known to sneak out of the castle at night to attend underground rave parties, where he's been spotted spinning sick beats as DJ Bane.
King Bane's love of taxidermy is so strong, he's been known to stuff and mount his favorite snacks.

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