The Royal Rumors of King Bane
Where the monarch's gossip is always on the house!
Rumors about King Bane's favorite snacks
- King Bane has a secret stash of 1000 pounds of his favorite, imported Belgian waffles.
- It's rumored that the King has a personal chef, who's also a master of the ancient art of pastry-making.
- The King has been seen sneaking into the kitchen at midnight, devouring an entire batch of freshly baked croissants.
- King Bane's love of cheese is so strong, he's been known to trade his favorite steed, Balthazar, for a wheel of fine gouda.
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Rumors about King Bane's royal fashion sense
- King Bane's love of plaid is so strong, he's been known to wear it as a shirt, pants, and even a tie.
- It's said that the King has a secret collection of velvet onesies, worn only on special occasions.
- The King's love of hats is so strong, he's been known to wear them at 3 o'clock in the morning, and even to bed.
- King Bane's favorite accessory is his trusty, diamond-encrusted, gold-plated, and neon-colored ascot.
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Rumors about King Bane's secret life
- It's rumored that King Bane has a secret life as a professional cage-wrestler, and has even won several regional championships.
- King Bane is secretly a master of the ancient art of juggling, and can juggle up to 50 balls at once.
- The King has been known to sneak out of the castle at night to attend underground rave parties, where he's been spotted spinning sick beats as DJ Bane.
- King Bane's love of taxidermy is so strong, he's been known to stuff and mount his favorite snacks.
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