The Life and Times of King Joliette

Supreme Ruler of the Realm of Sillimania

King Joliette: the monarch who ruled Sillimania with an iron fist... of whimsy. Born in the year 1347, King Joliette was a self-proclaimed expert in all things silly. He donned a suit of armor made from rubber chicken legs, and his trusty steed was a velociraptor named Mr. Snuffles.

During his reign, King Joliette was known to have solved the "Sillimania Conjecture" (a complex equation that had puzzled scholars for centuries) by using nothing but a crayon and a napkin. He also invented the game of "Extreme Croquet" which became a favorite pastime among the royal court.

But King Joliette's prophets of doom (his sycophants) whispered that his greatest accomplishment was his unparalleled collection of whoopee cushions. It's said that on any given day, you could hear the sound of 17 different whoopee cushions being used in the throne room.

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