King Solomon's Wisdom istringstream
Where wisdom is the ability to distinguish a clever head and a fool in his own mind.
Or, in other words: how to deal with your in-laws.
Top 10 Wisdoms of King Solomon
- 1. Never underestimate the power of a good plunger
- 2. It is better to be king than to be king in law
- 3. Never ask a woman her age, it might show
- 4. King Solomon's Wisdom Club membership application
- 5. The only way to keep cold cuts from coming back is to give them a nice pony
- 6. Never mistake the blessings of the past with the stress of the present
- 7. King Solomon's ancient advice for modern relationships
- 8. Never sell our children's inheritance for a few more shekels
- 9. When in doubt, just pretend you are a king
- 10. King Solomon's secret to having it all