By the power vested in us, we decree that the official snack of the kingdom shall be CHOCOLATE-COVERED CHIPS, and any subject found in possession of a bag that does not contain these most sacred of treats shall be subject to the full force of the law.
Signed, THE KING (with a full stomach)
Read the rest of Proclamation Number 1By the power vested in us, we decree that the official color of the kingdom shall be BRIGHT PINK, and any subject found in possession of a color not meeting this standard shall be subject to a series of awkward questions and possible disrobing.
Signed, THE KING (who still has a few good ideas left)
Read the rest of Proclamation Number 2