ROYAL PROCLAMATIONS OF THE KING

PROCLAMATION NUMBER 1: THE KING'S FAVORITE SNACK FOOD

By the power vested in us, we decree that the official snack of the kingdom shall be CHOCOLATE-COVERED CHIPS, and any subject found in possession of a bag that does not contain these most sacred of treats shall be subject to the full force of the law.

Signed, THE KING (with a full stomach)

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PROCLAMATION NUMBER 2: THE KING'S FAVORITE COLOR

By the power vested in us, we decree that the official color of the kingdom shall be BRIGHT PINK, and any subject found in possession of a color not meeting this standard shall be subject to a series of awkward questions and possible disrobing.

Signed, THE KING (who still has a few good ideas left)

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